Having the Blonde genes certainly destine one to a life where the phrase "stupid is as stupid does" becomes your life motto. At least it does for me!
So here's the reasons why I earn such a ditzy reputation in less than a week alone:
1. I managed to burn myself in work... REALLY badly... it's been almost a week and the burn is still red raw and aches so much!
2. the day after burning myself, I manage to rip the burn wide open -.- I am basically an idiot
3. I forgot my car ran on fuel and not air, so driving home at 12 at night and having my car break down wasn't the best of luck
4. My parents, brother, and his girlfriend, all of whom I know I could rely on to help me get home are ALL out of the country... I was nowhere near home when I broke down -.-
5. I have to go to the dentist. That's not so bad right? Unless the last time you were there you choked on the mouth wash they give you and you almost cover the nurse in it.... I have feared this moment knowing I'll have to face her again... I wonder if she will remember too?
and this has all happened within the space of 5 days...
I deserve to be blonde, it's like a warning sign to everyone "Beware the dumbass"
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